jom gelak berdekah..=)

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

memang tak masuk akal!


KATAK HIJAU

pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."


KENTUT

org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!


WARNING!!
children playing outside the car
can cause accident.

adult playing inside the car
can cause children!


SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate "Damn we're sooo sweeeet!"
the chocolate replied "Sweet? u should see the person who
send this massage. fuh, lagi sweet!"
hoho...... :-)

" The true measure of your credit is not how much others give you, it is how much you give yourself "